August 2012
1 post
does-anyone-even-care:
sshame:
i hate how girls give guys all these expectations as a boyfriend like to buy the best valentine’s day gift or to always text back or to pay for every dinner i mean seriously if youre my boyfriend we can just makeout and eat chinese food i dont care
July 2012
2 posts
spain is probably gonna win the super bowl, wimbledon, the world series, tour de france, miss america, your children’s little league games
June 2012
6 posts
If you’re brave enough to say goodbye, life will reward you with a new hello.
– Paulo Coehlo (via submergedinhope)
She was a genius of sadness, immersing herself in it, separating its numerous...
– Jonathan Safran Foer (via misswallflower)
January 2010
13 posts
my addiction
so i’m addicted to Horizon Organic Chocolate Milk… the end
December 2009
63 posts
Why Americans should never be allowed to travel
The following are actual stories provided by travel agents
I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window.
A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, “Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the ...